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UnstFest Hamsters Sited!

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Montgomery UnstFest

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In the hours of darkness on Monday night, two hamsters were kidnapped from the Unst Bus Shelter. Those responsible are believed to be the notorious UnstFest Bucaneers. A ransom note has been left demanding one thousand doubloons and a belly full of Valhalla Beer for their safe return.

UnstFest Bucaneers

UnstFest Bucaneers

Will they ever be returned safely? Who knows…